Priests and Paramedics-PEDRO THE LION

Paramedics, brave and strong up before the break of dawn putting poker faces on broken bodies all day long the neighbors heard a fight someone had a knife it must have been the wife the husband’s lost a lot of blood he wakes up screaming "oh my god" Am I gonna die? Am I gonna die? as they strapped his arms down to his sides in times like these they’ve been taught to lie "buddy just calm down, you’ll be alright" several friends came to his grave his children were so well behaved as the priest gone up to speak … Continue reading Priests and Paramedics-PEDRO THE LION


we were walking, holding hands, with our bare feet in the sand and the seagulls overhead when i broke the spell and said "i could never divorce you without a good reason though i may never have to, it’s good to have options but for now i need you but for now i need you but for now i need you but it was only in my head because no one ever says what they really mean to say when there’s that much at stake so i told her i loved her and she told me she loved me and … Continue reading Options-PEDRO THE LION

Penetration-PEDRO THE LION

Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends you only think you did yeah I could of sworn I saw it too but as it turns out It was just a clever ad for cigarettes Cause if it isn’t making dollars then it isn’t making sense if you aren’t moving units then you’re not worth the expense if you really want to make it you had best remember this if it isn’t penetration then it isn’t worth a kiss We’re sorry sir But you did not … Continue reading Penetration-PEDRO THE LION