Evil Genius-ELEVENTYSEVEN

Out in the hallway I said "hello. The dance is this Friday Do you want to go?" "Probably not" She promptly replied. "But kudos for asking. You´re such a nice guy." Yeah I should have known I´d end up at home Watching my Star Wars box trilogy. But here is the truth. If she only knew That I´ve got a secret she´d never believe. Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. And she´ll never know that we can take over the world. With cyborg robot squirrels. With cyborg robot squirrels. Down in the basement I wish she could see The monkeys I´ve altered Genetically. And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon. When I fall asleep All I do is dream Of candlelit dates in the laboratory. And when I´m awake It´s hard to concentrate. On the assembly of my robot army. Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. And she´ll never know that we can take over the world. With cyborg robot squirrels. With cyborg robot squirrels. I worked up the nerve To go to the dance. There´s no reason I Couldn´t give it a chance. I walked through the door And what should I see? But it was Kelly staring back at me. And she said "I´ve always wanted to be a mad professor. With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester. If that´s the kind of thing you´re into I’m your girl." ‘Cause I´ve been looking for an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. And now that I found you we can take over the world. With cyborg robot squirrels. With cyborg robot squirrels. [[Category:Eleventyseven]]


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